Everyone needs some me-time once in a while. It’s healthy! Intentionally setting aside time for self-care and solitude has restorative and replenishing benefits, and taking care of your own needs helps you be a better friend, family member or partner. We can think of at least one essential alone-time activity that is guaranteed to relax your mind and help you get in touch with your body.
Studies have proven that masturbation is good for you! Health benefits of rubbing one out include reducing stress, improving quality of sleep, relieving menstrual cramps and muscular tension, and even improving sexual dysfunction. The endorphins released when orgasm is reached can boost the immune system and promote a sense of well-being. And let’s be honest- sometimes you just want to get off without putting a partner’s needs above your own or worrying about reciprocating. Sometimes you just want to come fast and hard.
Masturbation is not meant to be a replacement for sex - we find that it’s better to think of masturbation as its own activity, rather than comparing it to the real thing. We believe it’s important to take the time to explore your body and fully allow yourself to find out what feels good to you so you can apply this knowledge to sex with a partner as well. Self-love should be just that - a few minutes of your day to relax, indulge in your favorite fantasy, and focus solely on yourself and your own pleasure. You’ll have a better day because of it.
Here are our top ten tools for enhancing your me-time - from our most popular sex toys for men that truly feel like real blow jobs, to rabbit vibrators that will stimulate your lady-parts from two different ends at once. Get the job done with these suckers, strokers, and stimulators from a collection designed for you!
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HUSTLER Vibrating Pornstar Torso
Do you ever fantasize about doing it with your favorite adult film actress? The HUSTLER Vibrating Pornstar will make your dreams a reality at last. The body-safe torso offers two different textured holes to choose from as well as supple, firm, triple-D breasts to fondle while you stroke yourself into utter bliss. The perfect toy for the well-endowed gentleman, this stroker can take up to 10 inches inside her puffy, soft lips or pink little b-hole. Find out what it’s really like!
HUSTLER Vibrating Pornstar Masturbator
Pipedream Extreme Gape Her Ass Masturbator
There’s no way to put this delicately - the Gape Her is a realistic spread asshole and pussy, ready for you to fill her up with your cum. The life-size butt allows you to grab the firm, fat buttcheeks, give them a little spank, and experience a realistic anal sex simulation. The FantaFlesh material feels dang near close to real skin, and a vibrating bullet gives you a little buzz that will really take your self-stimulation session to the next level. There’s a good reason why Pipedream products are among the most sought-after realistic masturbators for men.
Pipedream Extreme Gape Her Anal Masturbator
Main Squeeze Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy
You’ve probably fantasized about Sasha Grey at some point in your life, regardless of your sexuality. This beautiful babe is talented inside the bedroom and out, and you can bring home a little part of her. Doc Johnson has perfected molding - the Main Squeeze is an exact replica of the pornstar pussy that features a textured interior made of ultra-realistic Fantaskyn and an adjustable suction cap as well as a gripping case that allows you to customize the tightness of the sweet little pocket snatch. Sasha will give you the full girlfriend experience!
Main Squeeze Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy
Satisfyer Men's Suction Stroker
The Satisfyer brand is famous for making innovative technology and intense sensation affordable to all. This sleek, sexy suction stroker will make you feel like the most gorgeous, puffy lips are wrapped around your thick member, giving you a mind-blowing BJ. Customize the amount of suction with a squeeze of the sides, or a quick turn of the pressure-release dial. Ultimately, the suction will give way to an intense, spine-tingling orgasm you won’t soon forget!
Satisfyer Men's Suction Stroker
PDX Elite Ultimate Milker Masturbator
This ain’t your grandpa’s stroker. Most real blowjob machines rely on a stroking up-and-down motion to simulate oral sex; but the PDX Elite Ultimate Milker does so much more. It gyrates, it rotates, it squeezes, it spirals, and it’s going to drive you right off the edge into utter ecstasy.
The masturbator has ten functions and five speeds so you can play and figure out exactly which rhythm and combination of patterns work best to drive you wild. Soft flesh-like rubber lined with complicated whirls and swirls encases the penis, and the case even has a transparent window so you can watch yourself as the stroker swallows your manhood. The most unique feature of the Milker is the accompanying audio - press a button to enable breathy, sexy moans in a tantalizing voice to encourage you and bring you all the way to a victorious climax.
PDX Elite Ultimate Milker Masturbator
Kiiroo Onyx 2 Interactive Masturbator
Kiiroo’s products are honestly some of the most fascinating technology we’ve ever seen - sexual or not. One of the world’s leading manufacturers of teledildonics, they allow one user to control the motions of their toys, near or far. The smart device also connects with VR content to enact a completely novel and hyper-realistic sexual encounter. If your partner also has a Kiiroo product, the toys can sync. If your lover lives far away, they’ll be able to feel every single thrust at the exact same time as you stroke the toy around your cock. The toy feels awesome too - even if it wasn’t so high-tech we’d still recommend its easily controllable touch-pad and realistic, gripping interior.
Kiiroo Onyx 2 Interactive Male Masturbator
Lovense Max Bluetooth Remote Control Male Masturbator
Another elite teledildonics product, the Lovense male masturbator utilizes Bluetooth technology and vibration to deliver powerful orgasms at the mercy of your partner. An ultra-realistic interior design delivers powerful orgasms, while an internal air pump allows you to control the suction. You and your partner can both control the toy with your smartphone or sync to another Lovense toy to control the thrusts from anywhere in the world. Now that’s high-tech sex!
Lelo Ina Wave
Lelo is one of the most elite sex toy brands on the market. Sleek design, powerful technology, and European standards for quality make Ina one of the most popular rabbit vibrators. A motor inside the ergonomically-designed shaft delivers gentle waves to stimulate the g-spot, while a separate motor whirs on the clitoris, bringing the user into a state of rapture while they receive pleasure from every which way. On top of this, the Ina Wave also features an extra-special component - the shaft bends back and forth to create a “come-hither” motion, ideal for applying just the right amount of pressure on the g-spot to bring about a climax so intense, she just might squirt.
Kissing Rabbit by the Rabbit Company
The Rabbit Company specializes in one things - awesome dual stimulators that are bound to make you come again and again. A curved shaft, bright, fun colors, and premium materials are all enhanced by rumbling, powerful dual motors and six vibration patterns that will make you squeal. The best part is the tiny suction cup on the end of the clitoral stimulator - it will embrace the clit and make you feel as if a lover is going down on you while you get pounded by a thick, girthy cock. Attaining this position in real life would be extremely complicated, so lay back, close your eyes, and enjoy the power of the Kiss.
Jimmyjane Form 2
Despite celebrating its tenth birthday this year, the Form 2 remains one of the most popular clit vibrators in the world. Other companies have tried, but no one else has perfected its unique design quite like Jimmyjane. Flexible rabbit ears surround the clitoris and dual motors spin in opposite directions, drawing blood towards the clitoris which simultaneously enhances sensitivity as well as hammers those incredibly delicate and responsive nerve endings. The Form 2 is so powerful that some users bring it into the bathtub and let the movement from the water that the toy creates bring them to orgasm alone. We can imagine that the Form 2 will still the go-to for many a girl in another ten years.
Jimmyjane Form 2 Clit Vibrator
You know, nothing’s wrong with a little date with Rosie Palmer, too. Toys are just a great way of getting there fast. You can also spend time getting romantic with yourself with candles, music, a sexy novel, and your imagination. There’s no wrong or right way to indulge yourself- what counts is taking time for yourself, exploring your body, and satisfying your needs. Because you’ve got to love yourself before anyone else will!
