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Wear it, Mean it, Live fast, Eat ass. The “Live Fast Eat Ass” tee from Assholes Live Forever is your go-to for chaos, charm, and zero shame. Made from soft 100% cotton, this black shirt delivers all-day comfort with a side of savage style. Whether you're stirring shit up or just coasting through life with attitude, this tee makes your stance crystal clear, bold, loud, and proudly unfiltered.
- 100% cotton for all-day comfort
- Relaxed fit with a bold edge
- “Live Fast Eat Ass” front/back graphic
- Classic black with white lettering
- ALF signature style for fearless self-expression
- Hand wash separately
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Machine washable
- Color:Black
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Brand: Assholes Live Forever
- Model: 0666-06-BU, 0666-07-BU, 0666-08-BU, 0666-09-BU, 0666-10-BU
