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Carry your chaos in style with the Emotional Baggage Tote. Boldly printed with "EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE" and the ALF insignia, this tote is the ultimate statement piece for those who wear their heart (and humor) on their sleeve. Spacious enough for daily essentials or dramatic exits, it's the perfect blend of sass and function. Available in unapologetic black and hot pink to match your mood.
- Durable canvas construction with sturdy straps for everyday use
- Bold "EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE" print with signature "ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER" logo
- Oversized design fits books, gym gear, or all your emotional baggage
- Available in black and hot pink to suit any attitude
- Hand wash separately
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
Details
- Brand: Assholes Live Forever
- Model: 0667-01-BU EBTT, 0667-02-BU EBTT
